*WHY DID YOU PARK SO DAMN FAR AWAY YOU JACKASS?*

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*HEY YOU WANNA LOOSEN THESE HANDCUFFS?*

"You.... threatening me bud?"

*HOW IS THAT A THREAT?*

"I don't know.... you.... called me a jackass bud....."

*NO, I SAID YOUR BEING A JACKASS.... YOU HAVE THE CHARACTERISTICS OF A JACKASS*

"I don't joke around bud......"

The creators of the Mike Chi Appreciation site

"Hey bud..... You know.... If you don't check my site.... regularly.... i'll arrest you..... I don't joke around bud...."

*ARREST PEOPLE FOR NOT CHECKING YOUR SITE?*

"Yea bud.... sodamize.... with a broomhandle...."

*JESUS H. CHRIST*

"This one time... this jackass tried to get me to take down my site....... I arrested him..... I don't joke around bud......"

*YOU ARRESTED THE JACKASS FOR TRYING TO GET YOU TO TAKE DOWN YOUR SITE?*

"Yea bud.... if you keep asking me these questions i'll arrest you to bud...... I don't joke around...."

*OH YOU WILL ARREST ME HUH? WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME YOU TRIED TO ARREST SOMONE FROM TBHS*

"That was not good bud...... Apparently that guy doesnt joke around either bud...."

"This one time.................. This ninth grade girl........... She posted on my site.............. I arrested her................. I don't joke around bud......."

*YOU ARRESTED A POOR LITTLE 9TH GRADE GIRL?*

"Yea bud............"

*YOUR A PRETTY FUNNY GUY!*

"Yea bud....... That's what my friends tell me......"

*YOU HAVE FRIENDS? I THOUGHT YOU DONT JOKE AROUND "BUD"*

"Have you ever been arrested before.......? It's not fun...... But i'll do it if I have to bud......."

*YOUR GONNA ARREST ME FOR SAYING THAT?*

"I don't joke around bud......."